-Basic stuff-

1. Who are you? Feel free to give something besides the textbook answer.
I'm like... A dude from Sweden (YES OHMAHGAWD MEATBALLS) named Sidney but am called Efrath on the internetz

2. What do you do for a living - and do you like it or hate it?
I work in some storage where we have lotso' candy, food and stuff!And if something is close to expiring in date, we get to take it home. Free candy for me O:

3. Who do you love the most, and why?
Oh I dunno... My memories and all kinds of kind people

4. Who do you hate/dislike the most, and why?
I don't hate anything really but I dislike the change of political parties in our government as they've made retarde decisions :0

5. What's the quickest, surefire way for someone to piss you off?
Sucking off my cock for like ten seconds and then stopping only to run away pisses me off ]: Or most other things that involves having sexual arousement and pleasure and having it interrupted or stopped. It ticks basically any guy off!

6. How do you think other people view you?
I'm cute and nice, that¨s basically what I've heard.

-Crime-
Just a simple yes or no is legal, but explanations are encouraged.

Have you ever...
7. Stolen? Why?
I've never stolen anything!

8. Assaulted someone? Why, and how bad?
Never assaulted anyone. Never been in a fight either!

9. Been arrested? Why?
Newp

10. Broken into somewhere? Why?
Nope

11. Done -any- type of drug or narcotic? What?
Nope again!

12. Assaulted someone with a weapon?
Nope nope nope

13. Killed someone? Why?
I'VE KILLED DWARFS IN EQ2! Does that count? Yeah I hate those pesky dwards with their long friggin beards that stares at ya with those fishy eyes ]:< I know they want to rape me with their HAMMER

14. Beat your boy/girlfriend/spouse? Why?
Nope

15. Drove drunk?
I don't drink o:

16. Committed any other crime in a vehicle? Why?
I listened to Boyzone ]:

17. What is the worst crime you ever committed and got away with?
None!

-Sexual-

18. What's your sexual preference, and have you ever done anything with the same gender?
I'm not sure. Bi? I mostly go after feelings rather then sexual attraction o.o

19. Have you ever done it? If so, what was it like the first time?
Nope!

20. Do you believe in sex only after marriage?
Not really. Why then all animals would be HEATHENS ]: And JESUS MOTHER MARIA TOO! *GASP* (Christians didn't exist before Jesus christ's birth after all)

21. What's your favorite/what you think would be your favorite position?
Doggy, against a wall, reverse cowgirl, The german axe aaand a few more O:

22. Would you/have you ever given oral sex? (Yes, both sexes apply here)
Yesh

23. Do you masturbate? If so, do you use any type of tool?
I use my hand o.o

24. Would you ever do it anal?
Yes I think so O:

25. Would you ever 69?
Probably

26. Do you shave down south?
Nope, But I think I will soon

-Moral-

27. Do you consider yourself a morally-balanced person?
I'm neutral good [:

28. Do you hold a grudge on someone that will last your entire life? Who, and why?
I don't have grudges. Ever!

29. Would you -ever- assault your parents?
Probably not

30. Think of a material posession you want more than anything right now. If you had the chance, would you steal it from a friend?
Nope!

31. Have you ever killed a defenseless animal? Why?
Not really, at least not on purpose. I feel AWFUL after I step on a snail. I like snails.

32. Have you ever taken resources from your job? If so, what?
Yes, and you can see what on one of the earlier questions

33. Have you ever laughed at a physically/mentally handicapped person? If so, did you feel bad about it?
Newp

34. Do you like to go to church?
If they're big and fancy from the Gothic period, then yes. Those are sweet.

35. What is the one thing you've done in your life you feel the worst about?
That I failed the last year in school. I got tired sadly enough the last year. Typical isn't it?

-Greed and Money-

36. How much do you donate to charity?
Almost nothing. I do sometimes though.

37. Have you ever given someone a used gift for Christmas? What was it?
Nope

38. Would you ever buy a cheap version of something for a friend if it endangered their safety?
Nope o.o

39. Have you ever gone gift shopping at a yard sale/thrift/'needy' store? (ie, Goodwill)
Nawp

40. If you won the lottery, how much of it would you share with other people?
Depends on the amount o.o 10-20 percent to my brother, father and mother.

41. If you knew you could give 1,000 dollars to save a stranger's life, would you do it?
No idea! I don't even have that much money! But if I did I would probably.

-Random-

42. Have you ever walked in on your parents doing it? How old were you?
Nope.

43. On average, how many sheets of toilet paper do you use to wipe your ass?
3!

44. Have you ever used anything besides a condom for protection?
Imma virgin!

45. Go back and count on this one. How many questions have you answered here truthfully that you lied to a loved one about?
None!

46. Have you ever flashed/mooned/streaked?
No

47. If you went gay for someone, who would it be?
Not sure... SDragonG I think O: Someone I know

-Really random-

48. Do you share emotional feelings with one of your keyboard keys, and if so, have you contacted your family physician?
Nope!

49. Have you ever molested a fruit or vegetable?
Yeah, those oranges are firm and peeerk

-One last thing...-

50. On a scale of one to ten, how much did you enjoy taking this quiz?
LOOK I NEED HUGS. I DO NOT SEE ANY HUGS HERE ]:<

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